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Joke of the Day

"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."

"Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous? Because he was a master-baiter."

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart."

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"Went for a handshake and got snubbed. So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid"

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*. AKA asian dick."