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Joke of the Day

"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."

"Some lady on The Price is Right just won a brand new 2016 Epi-Pen."

"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."

"Why did dave go into the backseat? Because kurt called shotgun."

"What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander? Hee brew"

"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."