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Joke of the Day

"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."

"I knew a person who was against warrior princesses He was a Xenaphobe"

"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"

"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."

"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."

"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"

"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."

"train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie"

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."