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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"

"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"

"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."

"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"

"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"