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Joke of the Day

"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"

"3: Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy? Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired? Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom? Me: 3:"

"I've always wondered what I'm saying when I meow back at my cats."

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."

"Good friends are like toasters... If you throw them down the stairs, they probably won't make toast for you anymore."

"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."

"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."