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Joke of the Day

"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."

"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"

"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"

"If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"

"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"

"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."

"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""