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Joke of the Day
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
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"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"
"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."
"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("
"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""
"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."