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Joke of the Day
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
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"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."
"What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony"
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""
"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"
"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"
"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."
"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
"You need Jesus in your life... that lawn won't mow by itself"