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Joke of the Day
"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."
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"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know"
"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"
"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."
"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"
"I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers."
"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"