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Joke of the Day
"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."
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"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."
"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."
"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"
"It's really weird to think about the fact that I've slept with literally everyone in my high school.. It's a lot less weird when you realize it's one in the morning and my high school is vacant."
"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""
"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"
"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."