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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."

"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. YES MY CHILD Great! Amway is the largest multi-level marketing company worldwide. Our products range"

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword"

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"

"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."

"-You think I'd make a bad Private Eye 'cause I can't read body language? I will prove you wrong! -Sir, you're talking to the murder victim"

"Q: What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A: A chairy."

"Q: How do you make soup gold? A: You put in fourteen carrots."

"I don't know. ""Your goose is cooked"" seems like a positive. Like someone saying, ""Hey, dinner's ready. We're having goose."""