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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know"
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"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
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"Mommy, I wrote some notes down in my diarrhea. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary."
"doctor: u are overweight me: hah yeah doc: ok drop your pants me: ur giving mixed messages doc! doc: me: doc: me: so do u like the Indians"
"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."