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Joke of the Day

"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""

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"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."
"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."
"I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band."
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"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"
"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"