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Joke of the Day
"How do trees access the internet? They log on"
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"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."
"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."
"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"
"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."
"What is the difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste."
"Why are boxers never late to their fights? Because they have developed very good punch quality."