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Joke of the Day

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

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"Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a ""thirsty boy"""
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"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."
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"Mew and Mewtwo are both on a slanted roof. Who falls first? Neither. They can both levitate."
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