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Joke of the Day

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

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"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""
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"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."
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