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Joke of the Day

"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."

"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."

"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"

"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?"

"How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."

"Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust."

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"