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Joke of the Day

"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."

"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"

"Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds."

"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia? Never mind. It's a tasteless joke."

"A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches"

"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"

"I now pronounce you internet boyfriend and girlfriend. You may put your hand down your pants and kiss your phone."

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."