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Joke of the Day

"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"

"I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out"

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"

"Hump day without humping is significantly less fun."

"I really could use some steroids. My balls are just way too big."

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"

"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."

"Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet. His lost three days already."