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Joke of the Day
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
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"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."
"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"
"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."
"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"Wife: The kid was holding a sparkler. Me: ...I thought her arm was on fire. Wife: You hosed her down for 9 minutes."