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Joke of the Day
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
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"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved"
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"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""
"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
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"A dad asks his son, ""What has four legs but isn't alive?"" The son says,""Nice try dad, a chair!"" ""Not this time son, our dog is dead"""
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"