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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"

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"[working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met."
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"[shopping] May I help you find something? ""Where are the giants?"" What? ""Your sign outside says there's a giant sale."""