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Joke of the Day
"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"
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"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."
"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"
"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"
"Why does my abusive mother hate vegetables? Beats me."
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"