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Joke of the Day

"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. Ninety-eight of them said, ""Screamed get out.. get out of my bathroom?"""

"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"

"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks"

"Drinking is a slow death ..It is okay. I am in no hurry."

"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"