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Joke of the Day

"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"

"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."

"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."

"By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll, drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong."

"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"

"What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity? Wookie Goldberg"

"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"

"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."

"So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"