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Joke of the Day
"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."
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"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."
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"100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out."
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"
"How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray"
"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"