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Joke of the Day

"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"

"Turns out cops get really pissed if you slip out of your handcuffs even if you say ""Ta-Da"" when you do."

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"The advert said, ""Just two pounds a week can help reduce the problem of domestic violence in the UK."" I suppose I could cut down, and only pound the wife twice a week."

"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"

"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"

"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"

"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up"