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Joke of the Day

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"

"What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread? It's stalemate"

"The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one"

"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"

"""Let's get ready to bumble!!!"" - Bees"

"Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes"

"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"

"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."