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Joke of the Day
"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."
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"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."
"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"