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Joke of the Day
"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"
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"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."
"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""
"With only one plug in this hospital room it's not looking good for Nana's respirator if my phone battery dies and I have a good tweet."
"What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2"
"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"
"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"
"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."
"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."