147831
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
Next Joke
"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"
"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"
"Q: What country is ill? A: Germany."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."
"*walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please ""Are you a cop?"" No I love crime and tomfoolery ""..."" Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?"
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone."