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Joke of the Day
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."
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"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"
"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."
"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."