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Joke of the Day
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
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"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning."
"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."
"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"
"Me: Why doesn't he love me? Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here."
"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."
"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."