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Joke of the Day

"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."

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"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."
"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."
"Never do a parachute jump with your girlfriend... Do it with a parachute."
"Jesus' favorite pick up line ""Hey girl. I'm the son of God back from the dead and trust me, I put the erection in resurrection."""
"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."
"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""
"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."
"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."
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