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Joke of the Day

"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."

"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."

"*rubs a lamp* Genie appears and asks for a wish ""I don't wanna die virgin"" *Genie grants immortality"

"Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."

"I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."