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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"
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"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
"*on deathbed* ""Son u were *cough* ado-"" ""Dad? I was adopted?!"" ""A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don't know why we adopted u."""
"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"
"A Muslim was saying to me today.........."
"Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome.."
"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"
"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"
"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"
"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."