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Joke of the Day
"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"
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"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"My spirit animal died of neglect."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet."
"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"Today I swallowed two pieces of string... Later they came out tied together, I shit you knot."