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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
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"How does a black man laugh? They snigger."
"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."
"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."
"I bought a great book today: The History of Krazy Glue I can't put it down"
"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."