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Joke of the Day

"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"

"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."

"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"

"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."

"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."

"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"

"Reddit Jokes are so stupid! See what I did there?"

"What's the worst part of... About locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic? Going in to ask for at coat hanger."

"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."

"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."