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Joke of the Day

"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."

"What's the difference between a girl with herpes and a leather shoe? If you had to, you could eat the leather shoe."

"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"

"Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please. Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin..."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? *arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate."

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank."

"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""

"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."

"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."