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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
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"Unicorns have the best poker faces."
"NFL No Fingers Left"
"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fits Michael"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"
"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."
"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""
"In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think ""Shouldn't you know this shit already?"""
"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"