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Joke of the Day

"Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? I'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings."

"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"" then the mom says ""thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""

"From the pilot during his welcome message: ""We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."

"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"