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Joke of the Day
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"
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"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""
"i don't always not give a shit. but when i do. Nevermind, I don't give a shit"