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Joke of the Day

"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."

"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"

"I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?"

"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"

"I found a girl with 12 tits... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."