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Joke of the Day

"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."

"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."

"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."

"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."

"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"