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Joke of the Day
"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"
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"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."
"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"
"""I'd like to make a large cash deposit"" teller: ok, how much do you have? ""Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"""
"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."
"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"
"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"
"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."