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Joke of the Day

"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""

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"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."
"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."
"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"
"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."