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Joke of the Day
"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"
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"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"
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"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."
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"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."
"What did the Jew say when he evaded the Nazi officers? Auschwitz! That was close!"
"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"