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Joke of the Day

"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."

"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""

"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."

"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

"What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest? Iran"

"Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid. This one time, at gland camp..."

"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."

"As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog."