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Joke of the Day
"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."
Next Joke
"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."
"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."
"If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power."
"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"
"Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public."
"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."
"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."
"Yesterday I met my ex-girlfriend's son and told him about how I once auditioned to be his father."