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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I met my ex-girlfriend's son and told him about how I once auditioned to be his father."
Next Joke
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."
"Why do I praise Neo? Because I'm autistic xD XDXD"
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
"How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When it's past your eyes."
"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"
"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"