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Joke of the Day
"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."
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"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."
"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"
"What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to? Deceased"
"What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal? Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed."
"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's? Shakespeare (say it out loud)"
"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."