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Joke of the Day

"Apparently saying 'exist over there' while pointing is not the best way to greet people in the mornings."

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"What's green and red, and goes round and round? A frog in a food blender."

"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."

"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."

"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."

"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""