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Joke of the Day

"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"

"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."

"*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* ""how's everything tasting folks"""

"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"

"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"

"GabeN failed at maths exam... Because he can't count up to 3"

"""You the bomb."" ""No, you the bomb."" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument."

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."