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Joke of the Day
"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""
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"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."
"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"
"Whens someone says you've changed, it simply means you've stopped living your life their way"
"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."
"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"
"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"
"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""